Friday, November 21, 2008

TORONTO ICEMEN

In August the Toronto Icemen contacted me to see if I could rework the logo I created the for Baltimore team of the same name. Today, I received my honorary RILEY 23 Toronto Icemen jersey in the mail! So, thanks to Dave and the rest of the Icemen... and if you need team jerseys make sure you contact Jordan at Big Sticks Hockey in Ontario.

Friday, November 14, 2008

ROTO-ROOTING

I think it would be funny to call roto-rooter, then when the guy shows up, take him to the guest bedroom and show him the cold spot and the door that swings open by itself at night. Pipes?! No, there is nothing wrong with my pipes?

Sunday, November 02, 2008

ORANGE TAIL

I'm not particularly anti-hunting, but I think if someone were so inclined, they could save a lot of deer by dressing them in florescent orange jumpsuits.

For several years now, I have dreamed of making a role-playing video game based on Andy Dick's life. Players would have to do lots of drugs to keep their power levels up, and still try to control motor functions. There could be lots of missions where you pretend your not gay, or try not to fall off the stage during talk show tapings to advance levels. I am completely serious about this. I think it would revolutionize the industry.

Speaking of drugs, I do not sell them but "END SCHOOL ZONE" signs really make me want to. It seems like a sale on crime.