Saturday, January 31, 2009

25 THINGZ






3. If I had a replica wrestling championship belt, I would probably wear it around the house quite regularly. I would not wear it in public though, other than to get the mail, or rake leaves, or such. Nothing to conspicuous.

4. I tried registering for e-harmony a few years ago but it told me that I was not compatible with anyone in their database. That seemed about right.

5. I have been on my friend Dave's cable access show nearly 10 times. They had to make a list of things you can't say or do in the studio, and they add to it after each of my appearances. The station manager personally took the sound out of my segment on super-hero genitalia before it aired... fascist!

6. In 1988 the second issue of the comic book The Tick included a letter I wrote about how great the first issue was.

7. I like the smell of my earwax. I think it smells like candy or something, but I can't get anyone to corroborate this.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

CRANK-SPAN

Fan is not the right word, but I greatly appreciate C-Span. Still, I can't help but think that if they acted out those sessions of congress with puppets, instead of the live video feed, I would watch it way more. Actually, this would apply to any channels not already featuring puppets.



Tuesday, January 27, 2009

AMBIGRAMMABLE

I made these 'ambigrams' of one of my oldest friend's daughter's names, Nyla and Amie. I am not sure if I am really good at this, or if he just happen to give their kids names that already look about the same upside down?


Monday, January 26, 2009

CHOP & SCREW




I am giving my neighbor one more week with the Christmas decorations, then I am going to tie them to the bumper of his car with fishing line late at night, so he takes them to work with him.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Y


I had a dream that all my light bulbs were too small for the sockets. I went around the house trying to replace them, but they wouldn’t grab the threads and just kept falling out. Seems like an obvious analogy.

TRIPLESTAGEDARKNESS


Saturday, January 24, 2009

PINE CONE GRENADE

Thursday, January 22, 2009

BACON-TURKEY

I think someone should invent bacon-turkey; turkey that is made from bacon, with 2 to 3 times the fat and cholesterol of normal turkey.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

PUSSES

LOVE CITS

Monday, January 19, 2009

HORNBOT

ENCOM

I am having a groundhog's day eve party this year. The theme is "Tron". we will destroy the ENCOM Master Control Program and escape on light cycles.

Friday, January 16, 2009

URSUS TUTELA


Thursday, January 15, 2009

HOW'S MY DRIVING?

I was just thinking that it would be pretty funny to call 1(800)328-7448 and tell them that their driver was terribly courteous and you wish there were more people like him on the road. 100th post. Wow.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

42 CATS

Sunday, January 11, 2009

BLART


Dork often?

Saturday, January 10, 2009

VH3000


Warming up for something graphic... I drew this with little forethought and no reference, so any resemblance to persons living or dead was an unfortunate accident.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

ARMAGEDDON WEEK


400 x 800. nothing on nothing

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

MUSHROOM REMIX RABBIT



My Cintiq arrived yesterday. I hoped it would make me good at art, but it doesn't look like it will.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

GOTHIC BEAUTY

I did a full page add for Snuttock that appears in this month's issue of Gothic Beauty Magazine. Its available worldwide through Borders, Barnes & Noble, etc. starting tomorrow if you want to take a peek then put it back on the shelf.